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Arachnophobia

Friday, May 5th, 2006

Just killed the biggest, blackest spider. Definite drawback to living alone: killing my own bugs. Ick!

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Drowned Chicken

Friday, May 5th, 2006

I just had a weird dream: there was an ice age. Kristi and I were the only survivors. There was an ice age guy who made BBQ chicken, but with water instead. He called it “drowned chicken” and really hated it when we spoke German.

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P.A.P.B.M.T.S.

Wednesday, March 1st, 2006

People Against People Being Mean To Songs. The new karaoke community action league. You can join today.

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From the Stall

Friday, December 16th, 2005

At Mortimer’s: “I ♥ Sean Stacy.”

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Lovely

Sunday, November 20th, 2005

Jon Edington is playing piano and I am a captive audience.

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